me: i hate astrology
horoscope: youre beautiful
me:
(via civilwhore)
The fact that I know I’m a dumbass probably makes me smarter than 50% of the population.
literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone
that’s it
that’s all
i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
(via fineilljustdatemyselfthen)
Why not? Because it’s all for naught. Oh, dear! I can’t tie a knot.
requested by Anonymous
(via bestfunny)