its-mustard-gucci:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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olivertrees:

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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rapling:

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

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(via civilwhore)

violaslayvis:

designer pussy

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daily-showerthoughts:

The fact that I know I’m a dumbass probably makes me smarter than 50% of the population.

(Source: thewavery, via freehim2018)

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

(via fineilljustdatemyselfthen)

hellish-daddy:

😎💨🔥

(via mewhenidream)

the-light-of-animation:

Why not? Because it’s all for naught. Oh, dear! I can’t tie a knot.

requested by Anonymous

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(via burgertv)

blackness-by-your-side:

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parenting at its best ❤️

(via ruinedchildhood)